- Me: I don't even know why i like you..
- John: Probably because of my package, It's just like WHAM! Manly, in your face haha
- me: .... ew don't talk to me.
- John: Kidding babe i know you want nothing to do with my dick and I'm cool with that..
- me: I'm sorry, who are you?
- John: Your boyfriend...
